RED ALERT SHOW - EPISODE 9

It's Ridic

Red Alert Show expanding to live element? Maybe... D moves out his moms house! Top 5 cities with the worse traffic and Los Angeles wins! Check out what The Game, 40 Glocc, Drake and Chris Brown have in common (beef tweets). Brad Pitt's mom is getting death threats over GAY marriage. Evander Holyfield in a world of trouble. Lakers sign Nash, Dr. Buss in the hospital, USA Olympics Men's Basketball and NBA trades. Plus, our favorite Random Ass News - dog humping awards and having sex 7 times a day!!! Download and listen or just stream below. Send comments or hate mail here: mediaredalert@gmail.com

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Flesh N Bone's Teenage Daughter Goes Missing!!

Rapper Flesh-n-Bone's teenage daughter has been reported missing by her family, TMZ has learned.

According to the San Bernardino County Sheriff, 15-year-old Monica Howse was last seen 7 days ago after being dropped off for work at the Taco Bell in Big Bear Lake.

According to the Sheriff, Monica did not return home after her shift and was reported missing. READ MORE

10 Reasons Black Women Are Disgusted With Black Men

10. Oh, you’re 6’5? – doesn’t mean your going to the NBA. Wow, you made those words rhyme all by yourself? – doesn’t make you the next Hov. No one aspires to become a doctor anymore? Lawyer? Teacher? Writer? Cop? No? Oh. Stop looking for a women to support yourunrealistic goals bro.

9. Black men seem to have the lamest dating strategies. Not saying you have to take me to the most expensive place, but no, coming over your house to chill and eat takeout isn’t on my list of fun first dates. I’m over the movies too. I can’t learn anything about you while sitting silent in a theatre for 2 hours. Take me to the museum or aquarium, bring a blanket and some fruit to the park. It’s not that hard to have a nice, cheap, out-the-ordinary date. Get creative.

8. Black men show no respect to black women. Would you call your mother the things you call us if we turn you down in the street? Treat us how you would want a man to treat your daughter and it’ll all work out.


7. Black guys love screaming loyalty but are usually the most unloyal ones. A black woman will stick by you through it all…cheating, lying, broke, unhappy, and she’s there to tell you everything will be better. What do you do? Turn around and leave her. Now she’s heartbroken and called bitter/angry. Learn to communicate better and more relationships will last.
6. Unmotivated. Irresponsible. Lazy….but talented. Are you proud of that? Man up and take care of business. Stop sitting around playing 2K all day. Stop waiting on line for 3 days for some sneakers. Black women see your potential and get mad when it goes to waste. Stop it. Grow up. Black men aren’t going to school. How many black men do you know with a masters? And of course school isn’t everything or for everybody. But start your own business. Stop being content with a job that has no growth. Think about your future.


5. The “M” word seems to scare black men these days, more than the “N” word back in the 50s. You know how many times I’ve heard a man say he doesn’t believe in marriage? Maybe if you didn’t believe in divorce, you would look at life differently. Black love is a beautiful thing.


4. “Got a main chick & got a mistress, a couple girlfriends – I’m so hood rich.” Black men flaunt the fact that they can get multiple women. No one wants to deal with a chronic cheater! (CC: Stevie J & his blatant disrespect to MiMi). Most black men are raised in a single parent home, where their mother subsequently treats her son like her man. Mothers baby their boys, unknowingly raising them to always be dependent on a woman. Mommy cooks, cleans, and lets you live off her – so you in turn expect the same thing from your woman. Most men wouldn’t know how to take care of home without a woman. Ever been to a single guys place? Yeah…nasty. Instead of having tons of women, just find one and work on keeping her happy. Trust me.


3. What’s with the need to impress others? Stop living beyond your means. Stop scamming and stealing other people’s hard earned money to buy stupid material things. Why do you drive a 2012 BMW but live in mommy’s basement? Why will you pay $600 for some sneakers, but won’t pay $200 on a date? (lol, yes I went there). Key point tho…just be yourself. The richest man in the room is usually not the flashy one.
2. Riddle me this? Why have unprotected sex with a woman you wouldn’t want to bear your children. (Baby Daddy Syndrome) How many times have we heard a man preach he only deals with 10s – then you see his baby mother and she’s Queen gremlin in the face? He ends up not taking care of the child because he’s ashamed of his baby mother. Another black family doomed before it begins. Stop doing it to yourselves. Have some self-control. Aim to be a father, not a sperm donor.
1. Stop flaunting money and get mad when you attract gold diggers..If you take pics with stacks of money, pop 10 bottles in the club, buying Balenciagas and Hermes belts, why get mad if ya chick wants you to buy her a bag? It’s simple math. You are what you attract. Fill a room with gold diggers and you’ll see  only a handful of black women. A white girl will train herself to love you & your money. Black women can’t fake it…we need chemistry. How many black girls you know, stuck by her broke ass man because she loved him? Stop trying to throw black women under the bus saying we are only in it for the money – before your beloved Becky ends up taking you for everything you got.
Moral of the story. Black men we haven’t given up on you. You will always be our Kings. But get it the F*CK together. ASAP. 

RED Alert Show out at the Anaheim Protest/Riots!

RUSS & D out at the Anaheim protest that eventually turned into chaos and a riot!!

Sherman Hemsley also known as the famous George Jefferson has Died!!

Sherman Hemsley, the actor who made the character George Jefferson famous in "The Jeffersons," has died, El Paso cops tell TMZ.

Hemsley died at his home in El Paso, Texas.  

Love & Hip Hop ATL... & Sex tape!?! Shay Johson

We're not sure who really pays attention to Love & Hip Hop... but this girl who is in this show named Shay Johnson has a sex tape that just happened to get leaked out! Is this the new way of getting famous? 'The Kim K Strategy To Becoming Famous' - D


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Sex Tape

10 Year Old Special needs Kid Bullied inside Bus!

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Money, Greed, & Evilness!!

I've said this before... My theory has always been that the Jackson family found a way to kill their own son/brother in order to have some kind of control over his money and estate. Conrad Murray was their guinea pig and it worked! Now the other part is to have custody over MJ's kids in order to obtain any and all royalties that belong to MJ and kids. I'm sure whatever will was put in place, his kids are on that will and whatever money and royalties MJ owns has been handed to his children. Now as you can see, Tito, Janet, and the rest of the evil Jackson clan are trying to separate the kids from their grandma and are also having family BEEF!! Call me crazy , but it's all coming to light soon... read the rest below: - D

Katherine Jackson's legal team claims Michael Jackson's siblings have concocted a diabolical plot to remove Katherine from her home and her "beloved grandchildren" ... and part of the plan involved ambushing MJ's children. 

Katherine's attorney released a statement saying, "Yesterday afternoon certain Jackson family members ambushed Katherine Jackson’s home after their vehicle tore through security gates on the tails of the SUV containing Michael Jackson’s children." READ MORE 

This Guy Just Got Raped!... What Ya'll Think??

Blonde Hair big Boobs... Guess That's All The Talent You Need to Be Famous

Charges Dropped Against Eagles RB Dion Lewis

Well, there are truly two sides to every story. Last month Eagles RB Dion Lewis was arrested on Felony charges for pulling a fire alarm.

Now, the story is a little different than what was originally reported. The Charges have been dismissed against Lewis, and his brother Lamar, in the July 8th incident in Albany, NY after a video of the incident was released and clearly showed that the two men didn’t pull a fire alarm, nor did they bang on the doors and try to force entry as they were accused of doing. READ MORE

BEEF TWEETS!!! Ochocinco & Asante Samuel

All it took was one Twitter follower to ask Falcons cornerback Asante Samuel if he’s going to miss Philadelphia after being traded to Atlanta for a seventh-round pick.

And just like that, a Twitter beef was born Tuesday between Samuel and Eagles fans and Chad Ochocinco. 

 here’s the tweet that dragged Ochocinco into Samuel’s trash-talking session roughly five hours later:

Our U.S Military Handling Business!

Drake "Drizzy" Pimp House!!

Fred Willard Arrested With His Pants Down!?! Stay Classy...

Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater ... TMZ has learned.

According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old "Anchorman" star watching last night's feature ... with his penis exposed and in his hand. READ MORE

Dwight Howard Says Yes To Lakers!!! So Whats The Hold Up Now??

Dwight Howard has long coveted the Brooklyn Nets as his next landing spot, but after a summer filled with daily rumors of four-team trade proposals, the six-time All-Star has moved on from his Big Apple infatuation and is locked in on joining the Los Angeles Lakers, sources tell RealGM.

The Lakers, Orlando Magic and Cleveland Cavaliers are reportedly discussing a three-team trade that would send Howard to the Lakers, Andrew Bynum to the Cavaliers, while the Magic would receive Anderson Varejao and multiple draft picks.

Howard has always been impressed with the Lakers’ winning tradition and intrigued with the off-court opportunities that come with playing in Los Angeles.

Questions about Howard's role with the team, however, became an early concern for the three-time NBA Defensive Player of the Year. Howard has since moved on from those concerns and is confident he will be an integral part of a team that will have a chance to compete immediately for a championship, according to sources that spoke with RealGM.

The Lakers are reportedly ready to make the trade, but first need assurance from Howard that he will commit to the team long-term. Sources say Howard is “excited” about the opportunity to play for the Lakers and will re-sign with the team when his contract expires at the end of the 2012-13 season.

BEEF TWEETS!!! Ochocinco vs The Game

NFL wide receiver Chad Ochocinco and West Coast rapper The Game heated up the Twitter world this weekend after exchanging a few direct disses at one another.

Ever since The Game beat up 40 Glocc in a fight while recording it on his iPhone, he has been walking around with his chest out. Ochocinco decided to call him out after a twitter follower asked  if he and the Game squared off who would win and it led to this exchange. 

Too much time on each others hands or is The Game on a rampage trying to f!**#k up the whole world!?!. If you ask me who I have my money on... I'd say Ochocinco if no one has guns!!! - D

Ladies & Gentlemen... The U.S Women's Volleyball Team! WOW!!

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Nothing Is Private These Days... Check Out Dwight Howards Dm's

Nothing is ever 100% private – a lesson Dwight Howard will now learn.  Yesterday, Dwight took to twitter to vent about how the Magic have treated him.  He sent direct messages to  a follower that goes by this Twitter handle: @MagicMarkee .  Check out what Dwight had to say about his current team:

You Better Go Back and Watch Some Tape!

Kobe vs. Kyrie for $50k

"Kyrie actually has got some talent, so I entertain that conversation!" Kobe said.  Now that his hand was bitten by the mamba. Guess we have to wait and see what happens...We like his confidence and I'd pay to see that 1-on-1. Perhaps the NBA should entertain more 1-on-1 with superstars. I can see it now, NBA TV presents (insert NBA superstar challenges here) -Russ

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Pomona MC KMG The Illustrator Dies Of Heart Attack

[Editor's note: Jeff Weiss's column, "Bizarre Ride," appears on West Coast Sound every Wednesday. Be sure to also check out the archives.]

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If you ever go to a nightclub and they play "Black Superman," by Above the Law, get the fuck out of there as fast as possible. --Danny Brown

Black Superman died on Friday. Kryptonite caught up to KMG the Illustrator, co-founder of Above the Law, the Ruthless Records G-funk pioneers responsible for several of the greatest albums in gangsta rap history. He was 43. (Update: His cause of death wasapparently a heart attack.)

It doesn't matter that "Black Superman" rocket-landed 18 years ago. If you bump Above the Law's best-known song at any public function, you should still prepare for no-holds-barred bedlam of the sort common to steel-cage matches, prison riots and shopping malls on the day Jordans arrive. Even KMG's real name (Kevin M. Gulley) implied rowdy invincibility, since, in rap slang, "gully" loosely translates to, "Do not fuck with this man." READ MORE

Kobe & Co. Say Their Team Is Better Than 92' Dream Team

CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Michael Jordan said there's no way Kobe Bryant and this year's USA Olympic basketball team could've beaten the 1992 Dream Team.

Jordan told The Associated Press Thursday that he laughed -- "I absolutely laughed" -- when hearing Bryant's comments that the U.S. squad training in Las Vegas could take Jordan and company. Jordan said there's "no comparison" which team is better.

"For him to compare those two teams is not one of the smarter things he ever could have done," Jordan said prior to playing in a celebrity golf tournament in Charlotte. READ MORE

Octomom's Leaked Sex Video!!

Octomom's adult film has been leaked out and we have it!!!

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Lil Albert - Booty Pop!

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Sensitive America Perhaps??

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who claims to have been present the night of Tosh's show, has told Buzzfeedthat the comedian's exchange with the offended audience member didn't happen the way she described.

According to Masada, Tosh didn't make a joke about the woman getting raped and the topic arose when the comedian asked the audience what they wanted to talk about and someone said "rape." He says that this is when the woman called out to Tosh, and that he responded like so:

"Daniel came in, and he said, 'Well it sounds like she’s been raped by five guys' — something like that. I really didn’t hear properly."

He also alleges that the woman stayed for the entire set and did not complain to management until after the show. READ MORE

Obama's Got 99 problems but Mitt Ain't One

Deron Williams Signs With Nets... through Ipad

Deron Williams made it official nearly an hour after the NBA moratorium was liftedWednesday at 12:01 a.m. ET, signing his five-year, $98 million contract with the Brooklyn Nets in Las Vegas.

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Fatest Woman Has Waay More Sex Then Any Of Us Have In A Week!!

Pauline Potter became the world's heaviest living woman last year, weighing in at a whopping 643 pounds. Now, Potter has her sights set on losing weight, and she's turned to marathon sex sessions to help shed the pounds.

In an interview with the UK's Closermagazine, Potter described how her reignited sex life with ex-husband Alex has helped her lose 98 pounds.

“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session –- it’s great exercise just jiggling around," Potter told Closer. Potter, who had been consuming 10,000 calories a day, hopes to reach her goal weight of 532 pounds with the help of Alex. The two have sex up to seven times each day. READ MORE

Welcome To The Humpy Awards!

Worm Removed From Eye!!!

Kobe Sends Message To U.S Teammate Lebron On Rings...

If there was one thing to take away from the fantastic Dream Team documentary that recently aired, is just how much trash talk takes place when the world’s greatest basketball players join forces. It’s no different this time around, as Kobe Bryant and LeBron James headline Team USA’s for Olympic Gold in London. But before they head across the pond, Bryant will remind James that he has a long way to go before he catches up in the race for NBA titles. From SI:

“He’s going to be a different player,’ said [Tyson] Chandler of the impact the championship will have on [LeBron] James. Chandler should know because he became a champion with Dallas in 2011 at the expense of James and Miami. ‘LeBron was already an incredible player, and if not the best, top two — there’s only one other guy that can challenge that, and he’s on this team.’ Chandler was referring to [Kobe] Bryant, of course. ‘So his whole mentality is going to be different, because the confidence of winning an NBA championship changes a player,’ said Chandler. ‘Confidence — knowing you’re a champion, you’re the best. You walk around with that swagger, and he deserves it. He worked very hard and now he can call himself a champ.’

[…] Above all else, he is not going to relax. The breakthrough doesn’t change everything, as warned by Bryant. ‘One championship doesn’t get it, you know what I’m saying?’ Bryant said. ‘So for me, when we won one, it was a little different because it was, like you know, Michael (Jordan) had six, Magic (Johnson) had five. So me and Shaq (O’Neal) both were like, man, we got to get some more. One ain’t going to cut it.’ Surely James has been thinking the same way. ‘Yeah, I mean, since the last time we were here I got two,’ said Bryant, extending the vowel the way Jordan extended his fingertips after making his last championship shot in Utah. He let the ‘two’ hang out there without rushing onto the next sentence. ‘Dirk got one. He (James) got one.’ Has Bryant reminded James of the championship score? ‘Not yet,’ he said. ‘I will. I will.’” 

The Game Puts Handles On 40Glocc!

R&B Star Usher - Stepson Declared Brain Dead

Usher's 11-year-old stepson has been declared brain dead by doctors following the accident Friday when he was struck by a jet ski ... TMZ has learned. 

According to our sources, Kyle Glover (son of Usher's estranged wife Tameka Foster) has not experienced any brain activity since he was admitted to the hospital. We're told there has been no decision yet as to whether or not to take him off life support. 

Our sources say Usher arrived at the hospital last night and Tameka has not left the hospital since she got there. 

As TMZ first reported, Kyle was struck in the head by a passing jet ski while riding on an inner tube on Lake Lanier in Atlanta, GA. 

Kid Crushed By Big Fat Woman While Twerking!!

There's so much we can say about this... but we'll be nice JUST THIS ONCE!

We'll let you guys be the critics of this.

Once Hated Rivals... Now Deadly Allies

The agitation stayed with Kobe Bryant.

Even six years removed from it all, the Lakers’ star still harbored resentment toward the Phoenix Suns after being eliminating by them in the first round of two consecutive postseasons. So much so that he admits, “I don’t like them.”

The frustration lingered with Steve Nash.

Two regular-season MVP awards and remaining one of the game’s best-ever passers aside, Nash acknowledges his thirst for an NBA championship. Why that hasn’t happened yet partly involves the Lakers, who halted the Suns’ momentum in the 2010 Western Conference semifinals. So as Nash mulled his free-agent options, he conceded a few weeks ago, “It would be hard to put on a Lakers jersey.”

That all changed within the past week. READ MORE