RED ALERT SHOW - EPISODE 9

It's Ridic

Red Alert Show expanding to live element? Maybe... D moves out his moms house! Top 5 cities with the worse traffic and Los Angeles wins! Check out what The Game, 40 Glocc, Drake and Chris Brown have in common (beef tweets). Brad Pitt's mom is getting death threats over GAY marriage. Evander Holyfield in a world of trouble. Lakers sign Nash, Dr. Buss in the hospital, USA Olympics Men's Basketball and NBA trades. Plus, our favorite Random Ass News - dog humping awards and having sex 7 times a day!!! Download and listen or just stream below. Send comments or hate mail here: mediaredalert@gmail.com

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Love & Hip Hop ATL... & Sex tape!?! Shay Johson

We're not sure who really pays attention to Love & Hip Hop... but this girl who is in this show named Shay Johnson has a sex tape that just happened to get leaked out! Is this the new way of getting famous? 'The Kim K Strategy To Becoming Famous' - D


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Sex Tape

Octomom's Leaked Sex Video!!

Octomom's adult film has been leaked out and we have it!!!

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Lil Albert - Booty Pop!

Albert - "Booty Pop" (6yr old rapper) - watch more funny videos      

Fatest Woman Has Waay More Sex Then Any Of Us Have In A Week!!

Pauline Potter became the world's heaviest living woman last year, weighing in at a whopping 643 pounds. Now, Potter has her sights set on losing weight, and she's turned to marathon sex sessions to help shed the pounds.

In an interview with the UK's Closermagazine, Potter described how her reignited sex life with ex-husband Alex has helped her lose 98 pounds.

“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session –- it’s great exercise just jiggling around," Potter told Closer. Potter, who had been consuming 10,000 calories a day, hopes to reach her goal weight of 532 pounds with the help of Alex. The two have sex up to seven times each day. READ MORE

Where Do We Sign Up!?!

A website is offering some unlikely inspiration to students hesitant to pick up a new language.

SexyMandarin.com, an online course that uses lingerie-clad models to help teach Mandarin, has gone viral since launching in December.

The first lesson, titled “What Time Is It?,” teaches time vocabulary with two half-naked models groping at each other on a bed and has already gotten over 300,000 hits.

Another lesson, “Spicy Girls, Spicy Food,” teaches viewers different cooking phrases while a woman suggestively sucks on a lime and licks a chocolate stick. READ MORE

The 'Gay Test' 7th Graders Watch Gay Porn & Masturbate

A group of seventh-graders in San Diego reportedly watched porn and masturbated during class as part of a "gay test" some students created — and some said their teacher didn't do anything about it.

Nine boys were suspended from Bell Middle School in May after some other students in the all-male English class at the public school reported the disturbing scene to administrators, according to the U-T San Diego newspaper.

In written reports about the incident reviewed by U-T San Diego, witnesses said the boys were wearing gym shorts when they watched porn on their cell phones and several openly masturbated.

Several boys in the 22-student class raised their hands to complain, the students wrote.

But the teacher, Ed Johnson, brushed them off, saying he'd send the offenders to the principal if he caught them, and then went back to reading aloud from a book, U-T San Diego reported. READ MORE

Help, Police!! My Mom is Having Sex... Hurry!!

A Florida teenager who called 911 last week asked police to place her in a Christian children’s shelter because she “heard her mother having sex.”  Responding to a domestic disturbance call Thursday around 4 AM, a cop questioned the mother and daughter at their Panama City residence, according to a police report. The duo had been involved in a “verbal altercation,” a cop noted. READ MORE  

Get Me Some Chicken Nuggets I'll give you sucky sucky

A Los Angeles woman was arrested on suspicion of prostitution after she allegedly offered sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets, Burbank police said.  READ MORE...

Elk Threesome!!!

A man in western Sweden was greeted by an unusual sight on Wednesday morning when he saw three elk engaged in what appeared to be group sex in his backyard.

“I had just gone out on the balcony to get some fresh air,” Peter Lundgren, a 43-year-old marketing manager from Lindome, south of Gothenburg, told The Local.

“They were eating apples and then suddenly they assumed the position.”

Lundgren quickly grabbed his camera to document the young male elk mounting an older female elk which in turn appeared to be sniffing or licking the rear end of another young male elk. Read More...

Talk about rough sex!

So this dude was found dead in his water bed handcuffed with a leather mask and well you can read the rest. funny weird sad but funny!! Click here to read story...

pornography making politicians hornier?

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What is driving this weirdly disinhibited decision-making? Could the widespread availability and consumption of pornography in recent years actually be rewiring the male brain, affecting men’s judgment about sex and causing them to have more difficulty controlling their impulses? Helloooooooo!!!! they have a fucking boring job and they hardly get laid by their wife who is also probably boring being that they're old as hell!!!