Woman Squeezes Man's Nuts Out Of Place!!

SHELBY, NC (WBTV) - Police in Shelby say they arrested a woman over the weekend after she squeezed a man's testicles out of his scrotum.

Joyce Maxine Gregory, 35, is charged with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury, according to Shelby Police Chief Jeff Ledford.

Police say Gregory got into an argument with an older man Saturday morning. When he went outside to call 911 she followed him and grabbed his scrotum.

The man ran to a nearby rescue squad building for help. 

Police were sent to the residence on Bowman Street to arrest Gregory. When she was placed in the patrol car, she pulled down her pants and urinated in the backseat.

Gregory's bond was set at $20,000.

Death By "Nut Grab"... OUCH!!!!

China - A female scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles for the packing dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province. It was learned, the woman, 41 years old, rode on her scooter to an elementary school in Meilan District, Haikou City to pick up her child that day. When she wanted to pack her scooter in front of a shop, she was rejected by the shop owner, a 42-year-old male. The two parties soon fell into a quarrel, and then the physical confrontation. The furious woman called up her husband and brother to come help her, which resulted in a more violent fist fight. During the fight, the middle aged woman manged to grab the man’s testicles, and squeezed them till he finally collapsed on the ground. The man was immediately rushed to hospital, but unfortunately died there despite of efforts.


F**k fire, drowning, shark attack, freezing, illness.  This is easily the worst way to die right here.  Easily.  I mean not only are you getting your nuts squeezed to the point of blackout death which is probably the worst pain imaginable, but you also lost the battle for the parking space to a fuckin chick on a scooter.  Double whammy.   In fact I’m not even sure what’s worse.  The dying or the humiliation of losing your spot.    Seriously if some chick murdered my ass with a nut grab after stealing my parking spot with her scooter I’d f**kin kill myself.